Don't you know there is no devil, there's just god when he's drunk (Tom Waits)
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague. (Edsger W. Dijkstra)
Consulting: If you're not a part of the solution,there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem. (www.despair.com)
Occam's Razor: the simplest explanation is almost always that someone screwed up. (House MD)